pales:

i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour

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ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

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clestroying:

Lettuce is just crunchy water

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raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

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